Craigslist: I have a GALLON of cum I've been collecting

**frank1** · February 6th, 2008

sick freak.

**makavelithedon** · February 7th, 2008

Satan, you dirty fucker, you

**mammariecammery** · February 9th, 2008

stumbling home from pub ''hmmm I *hickup* fancy a swig of milk, which jug is it again?'' POWWWWWW! disaster! LOL

seriously though, didn't know wether to laugh or cry when i read through that!

**cheekyone** · February 11th, 2008

the only thing you can tell is the truth in this ad is that he really is a wanker!!!!!!!!!!

**shadowshark** · February 11th, 2008

if you think about it thats some serious dedication. gotta give him props for at least being deligent

**agentaika** · March 13th, 2008

Originally Posted by Magnum PI

So 1 gallon is 3800 mL and the average ejaculation is 3-5 mL, so that would be 800-1300 ejaculations in 60 days.....so he was jerking it 13-22 times a day? Wow!

LMAO. You figured out the math.

That would be a lot of jerking though...

What an awful visual.

**truckguy** · September 24th, 2009

lol ... I seriously doubt that guy has a "genius IQ" !

**ispyu** · December 2nd, 2009

Originally Posted by Satan

It is the result of 60+ cummings I have enjoyed lately

fuck me, id hope itd take more then 60 sessions to fill a gallon jug

**switches** · June 18th, 2010

Originally Posted by Magnum PI

So 1 gallon is 3800 mL and the average ejaculation is 3-5 mL, so that would be 800-1300 ejaculations in 60 days.....so he was jerking it 13-22 times a day? Wow!

Fuck me you mean thats too many times in a day Magnum? DAMMIT!