Craigslist: I have a GALLON of cum I've been collecting

**Satan** · January 28th, 2008

I have a GALLON of cum I've been collecting

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Date: 2008-01-27, 9:45PM PST

Hi y'all. So over the past two months, I have been squirting my J/O cum into a plastic milk gallon (jug), it is now FULL!! It sits in my fridge, and I take it out during my nightly sessions, add to the contents and then put it away.

It looks amazing now, and when I pop the lid off, the smell is STRONG.

Is there a woman (or a pair or more!) who would like to play with it?? When I was in Ohio I had a GF with a cum fetish, she was into this sort of thing.

My mind swims (pun intended) when I think of the babymaking potential in that jug (and I have a genius IQ).

Let me know. I'm serious about this! Hate to let all that gloopy sliminess go down the drain. It is the result of 60+ cummings I have enjoyed lately.
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PS: I have started getting mail from GUYS about this. NO, not interested at all. Play with your OWN cum! I am looking for a woman who gets turned on by looking at, handling and smelling sperm. They are out there (see my Ohio ref. above).

**coleteee** · January 28th, 2008

I just threw up a little inside my mouth. If this is the start of my day, I will be damned to see the end. Good thing nobody mistakened for milk. (gross)

**Satan** · January 28th, 2008

Ohhhh I should mention this is NOT my ad !

Just something I found..... honest !

**Magnum PI** · January 28th, 2008

Originally Posted by Satan

Ohhhh I should mention this is NOT my ad !

Just something I found..... honest !

Sure

**tothehizzay99** · January 29th, 2008

Originally Posted by Magnum PI

Sure

yeah i picture satan as having glass milk bottles, those plastic ones probably would corrode under the stress!

**mtg712** · January 29th, 2008

Originally Posted by tothehizzay99

yeah i picture satan as having glass milk bottles, those plastic ones probably would corrode under the stress!

dont forget satan being dressed as a 1940's milkman.

**King of Teens** · January 29th, 2008

how did you find my add

**shutters** · February 1st, 2008

wow. milk jug? he really couldnt think of something better? i mean, that is an accident waiting to happen. plus, who would eat from his fridge?

**Magnum PI** · February 1st, 2008

So 1 gallon is 3800 mL and the average ejaculation is 3-5 mL, so that would be 800-1300 ejaculations in 60 days.....so he was jerking it 13-22 times a day? Wow!

**ILoveWomen** · February 3rd, 2008

Originally Posted by coleteee

I just threw up a little inside my mouth. If this is the start of my day, I will be damned to see the end. Good thing nobody mistakened for milk. (gross)

seriously! I only saw "craigslist: I have a GALLON" in forum window, yet I know, to some extent, how that sentence would finish off, and still clicked on the link nonetheless. Damn human nature, I feel ill now just having thought about this.