F@ck---Marry---Kill

**johndoe2007** · April 24th, 2007

Id love to f*ck jessica beil and jessica simpson..and also marry so I could f*ck all the time..and love

**m_gorgon** · May 6th, 2007

Gotta go with f@cking Jessica Biel, she's got a great body.

**Clarkkent724** · May 31st, 2007

F@cking Simpson for sure, then marry Biel or Alba. I am more of a Biel kinda guy.

**buddogg** · July 19th, 2007

Originally Posted by m_gorgon

Gotta go with f@cking Jessica Biel, she's got a great body.

i voted:

f*ck biel (OMFG what an ass and cans!!)
marry alba (i see no-one vote to kill her, i mean, who could kill alba? she's so sweet.)
kill simpson (DAMIT GIRL, you're fine and all but GET THE FUCK OUT OF MY TV!!!!)

I was shocked to see that most everyone else voted the same as I

**blofly** · July 19th, 2007

Man all this talk about killing people whether it be hypothetical or not is just too much for me.

I never thought i'd see the day when the owners and the mods(well maybe the mods)would stoop to such a low leval poll such as this.

What a waste we (and when I say we I mean you ) have become.
Panorama was one of the only one not to jump straight into it and would give it some thought.

Unlike the rest of you media hors!(and when I say you I mean uttertosh...oops!..ah that was utter...sorry!..but I owed you that one sum-bitch!!

) now go get your cookie and shut the F@ck Up! lol

(this post was for humor only and was not intended to offend anyone in any way, nor does it express the views of the author...he voted F@ck her!)

**bigdig88** · July 22nd, 2007

Of the three Jessica Biel does it for me. Has anyone seen the Ad for the new movie comedy about two firefighters pretending to be gay, there's a quick clip of her in undies and some butt cheeks. Might have to see the movie just for that! I don't understand the Jessica simpson thing, nice body, but not really good looking and smart as a stack of bricks.

**cheekyone** · October 13th, 2007

all good looking girls ...so would fuck them all ....but would neither marry or kill any of them as both would get you a life sentence

**phasetex** · July 6th, 2008

f*ck them all with one pay-by-phone call (oops, that was an old ad...)

**WitchfinderGeneral** · October 19th, 2008

I'd have to say I'd fuck Miss Biel, kill Alba, and marry Simpson. I'd be living in hog heaven as she's made millions from her stupid perfumes and a couple hundred thousand from her music.