F@ck---Marry---Kill

[King of Teens]

1st attemp at what I hope will be a fun regular poll
the idea is not original bit it is fun to see the answers

the object is simple I will list 3 Woman
you have to
F@ck 1 of them
Kill 1 of Them
and marry one of them

the first three are
Jessica Simpson
Jessica Beil
Jessica Alba

please use the poll
and vote for only 1 woman for each catagory
and vote all catagories

[gertjanellis]

Awesome! I was thinking along the lines of killing Jessica Simpson too, but that would be like kicking a lame dog.

I voted for f*cking Jessica Biel, marrying her after she said she loved my wonderful, enourmous penis (haha... hahaha....ha), and then killing her when she starts complaining so I can get her money and retire somewhere in the rockies with a house next to a trout stream.

Aahhh, what a life I would lead.

[King of Teens]

please use the poll
and vote for only 1 woman for each catagory
and vote all catagories

[gertjanellis]

and vote for only 1 woman for each catagory

I know, I just could not imagine myself getting anywhere near Jessica Simpson, even to kill her. I am scared her stupidity might be contagious, and I am dumb enough as it is.

And I have a thing for Jessica Biel. I even sat through some early 7th Heaven episodes, until my revulsion overcame her hotness. So choosing Alba would technically speaking be cheating [/delusional rant]

[GC]

Marry each one at a time take out life insurance kill them live incredibly wealthy ever after.

[utter]

hmmm...... kill them all, then fuck them?

Don't believe in marriage, but can I keep them in my freezer for barbecues?

The only one I have heard of is Jessica Simpson and she is the most annoying celebrity ever. Kill her.

don't care which of the other two I fuk'd or married, but alba for the fuck.

can i get my cookie now?

[tothehizzay99]

looks like i'm with a lot of you in killing simpson, i picked biel to f*ck and alba to marry, i think alba'd age a bit better...

[King of Teens]

interesting that so far NO ONE wants to either fuck or marry Jessica Simpson
you all just want to kill her

[karaknic]

How can you kill something with no spark of life :S

[yaris2]

Definitely marry Alba, she'll have her looks for a long time.